Monyat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm goat.

Monyat created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Monyat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monyat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Monyat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Monyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always store tomatoes above ground.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Monyat on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Do not take Monyat's name in vain.