Gubgomfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage ant.

Gubgomfas created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Gubgomfas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubgomfas, it will turn you into a rock.

Gubgomfas' most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gubgomfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.