Geprakyarl Absigvig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome frog.

Geprakyarl Absigvig created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Geprakyarl Absigvig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Geprakyarl Absigvig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Geprakyarl Absigvig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Geprakyarl Absigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while blessed.

2. Do not chant at forests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Geprakyarl Absigvig.