Cibbusban is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, pitiless narwhal.

Cibbusban created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbusban, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cibbusban, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cibbusban's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cibbusban's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Worship no other gods but Cibbusban.

4. Never gather eight eagles near walls.

5. Never laugh in winter.