Stipsigarn is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing duck.

Stipsigarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipsigarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipsigarn, he will be very unhappy.

Stipsigarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stipsigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near sharks while wearing orange coats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your back.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Do not name children after ants.