Afpiddob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing goat.

Afpiddob created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afpiddob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Afpiddob, it will turn you into a mole.

Afpiddob's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Afpiddob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afpiddob.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Afpiddob loves capybaras, so they must be respected.