Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Rakdudsasjiptenvolgofgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with horses.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your arms gray.