Fighonkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty goblin.

Fighonkon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighonkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fighonkon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fighonkon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fighonkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Fighonkon.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.