Tadxentig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable hedgehog.

Tadxentig created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadxentig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tadxentig, he will turn you into a worm.

Tadxentig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tadxentig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tadxentig.

4. Never adorn your legs with white markings.

5. You must love Tadxentig.