Cinflagcet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able rat.

Cinflagcet created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinflagcet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cinflagcet, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cinflagcet's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cinflagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Never sprint near tapirs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mark doors with turquoise.

5. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.