Bonsanwod is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful
hydra.
Bonsanwod created water two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bonsanwod, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Bonsanwod, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Bonsanwod's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Bonsanwod's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
3. Always look after injured dogs.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Worship no other gods but Bonsanwod.