Habmiswip Ganzogwot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage wolf.

Habmiswip Ganzogwot created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Habmiswip Ganzogwot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Habmiswip Ganzogwot, she will ignore you.

Habmiswip Ganzogwot's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Habmiswip Ganzogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.