Nurlgepstan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate hedgehog.

Nurlgepstan created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlgepstan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurlgepstan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurlgepstan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nurlgepstan's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlgepstan loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nurlgepstan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.