Dubxemflowjon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered fairy.

Dubxemflowjon created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dubxemflowjon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dubxemflowjon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dubxemflowjon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dubxemflowjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Dubxemflowjon.