Tenrottenfabwotfotbon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm ant.

Tenrottenfabwotfotbon created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tenrottenfabwotfotbon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenrottenfabwotfotbon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tenrottenfabwotfotbon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tenrottenfabwotfotbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with red.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Do not eat lentils.