Mumbidham is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous bat.

Mumbidham created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbidham, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumbidham, he will laugh at you.

Mumbidham's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mumbidham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never touch ash while unclean.

3. Mumbidham must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.