Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, passionate parrot.

Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mifrutbep Cunpangken Jamlarnkop's name in vain.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

5. Do not resist chaos.