Litbigteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, fast crane.

Litbigteen created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Litbigteen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litbigteen, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Litbigteen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Litbigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never gather four goats near bridges.

3. Never pray while filled with fear.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing orange trousers.