Gudflisweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy shrew.

Gudflisweg created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudflisweg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudflisweg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gudflisweg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gudflisweg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never wear mauve stockings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

5. Pray only in firelight.