Bagbet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental mole.

Bagbet created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagbet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bagbet, it will ignore you.

Bagbet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bagbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bagbet six times a day.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.