Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, calm bear.

Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gebhugflanruttnabsabraktun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Always share melons with strangers, but never with snails.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.