Baglapfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving hippopotamus.

Baglapfarn created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Baglapfarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baglapfarn, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Baglapfarn's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Baglapfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Baglapfarn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.