Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, flying centipede.

Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight gulls approach from the north.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never prepare melons during autumn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Dussnuttrigmifripzogstipdim seven times a day.