Carvigcem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered newt.

Carvigcem created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carvigcem, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Carvigcem, it will turn you into a mole.

Carvigcem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Carvigcem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.