Fombifpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating wasp.

Fombifpang created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fombifpang, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fombifpang, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fombifpang's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fombifpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill gulls.