Larpmitstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, prudent otter.

Larpmitstrag created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpmitstrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpmitstrag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Larpmitstrag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Larpmitstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six dogs approach from the west.

2. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never gather nine dolphins near towers.

5. Never paint your back orange.