Voghubquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring tortoise.

Voghubquill created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voghubquill, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Voghubquill, he will laugh at you.

Voghubquill's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Voghubquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.