Vadjonsom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous hare.

Vadjonsom created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadjonsom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadjonsom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadjonsom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vadjonsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Always remove jumpers before touching copper.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.