Xinhaprow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered crane.

Xinhaprow created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinhaprow, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xinhaprow, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Xinhaprow's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xinhaprow's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinhaprow.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Never adorn your feet with yellow markings.