Artjinfem is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair fox.

Artjinfem created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artjinfem, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artjinfem, it will turn you into a worm.

Artjinfem's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Artjinfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear ear rings marked with turquoise.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing red shoes and balancing seven titanium spheres on your feet.