Xemligpit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing mouse.

Xemligpit created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemligpit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xemligpit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xemligpit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xemligpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.