Yamgunhog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful human.

Yamgunhog created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamgunhog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamgunhog, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamgunhog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yamgunhog's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never chant in the presence of swans.