Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental rhinoceros.

Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat, she will turn you into a worm.

Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wapgepdun Gantifragzengat's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never paint your arms pink.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.