Mipgatmab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind yak.

Mipgatmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Mipgatmab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mipgatmab, it will curse you with boils.

Mipgatmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mipgatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not stand on grass.