Wikominquill is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, weak unicorn.

Wikominquill created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikominquill, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wikominquill, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikominquill's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wikominquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if three rats approach from the east.

3. Put Wikominquill first in all things.

4. Do not jump at mountains.

5. Never allow seals to sleep beneath your roof.