Rowmityarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, flying yak.

Rowmityarp created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Rowmityarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowmityarp, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowmityarp's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rowmityarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowmityarp.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.