Laptitdog is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, moody dragon.

Laptitdog created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Laptitdog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Laptitdog, he will turn you into a hamster.

Laptitdog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Laptitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Laptitdog.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing corsets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sprint in the presence of elders.