Gonyoghas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hamster.

Gonyoghas created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Gonyoghas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonyoghas, she will remove you from existence.

Gonyoghas' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gonyoghas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.