Mutbadyar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, competent dragon.

Mutbadyar created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbadyar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutbadyar, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Mutbadyar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mutbadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never eat apples on days of mourning.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat onions.