Nilgepdit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy sheep.

Nilgepdit created light two years ago.

If you believe in Nilgepdit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nilgepdit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nilgepdit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nilgepdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not shave your back.