Citpibxen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying dryad.

Citpibxen created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Citpibxen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citpibxen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Citpibxen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Citpibxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

2. Always help seals.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.