Naksugpang is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane wombat.

Naksugpang created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Naksugpang, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Naksugpang, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Naksugpang's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Naksugpang's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Naksugpang.

3. You must love Naksugpang.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.