Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast fairy.

Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul, she will turn you into a worm.

Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagcetdudnegtonkbutnul.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.