Fobrennib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying hare.

Fobrennib created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobrennib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fobrennib, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fobrennib's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fobrennib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.