Nellgigrawsom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful rhinoceros.

Nellgigrawsom created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellgigrawsom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellgigrawsom, it will strike you with lightening.

Nellgigrawsom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nellgigrawsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mix spinach with blood.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.