Tamcatwodhud is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, confident
jackal.
Tamcatwodhud created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tamcatwodhud, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tamcatwodhud, she will be mildly annoyed.
Tamcatwodhud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Tamcatwodhud's Holy Commandments1. Do not place corn upon stone.
2. Do not resist fate.
3. Always cleanse ash with water.
4. Never wear magenta rings on sacred days.
5. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.