Fumlistapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast duck.

Fumlistapp created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumlistapp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fumlistapp, she will manifest in front of you.

Fumlistapp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fumlistapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume apples at dawn.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never skip in winter.

4. Never wear indigo kilts.

5. Do not listen to music.