Wigfatkipdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring cobra.

Wigfatkipdoss created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigfatkipdoss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigfatkipdoss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wigfatkipdoss' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wigfatkipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of coconuts to aardvarks while wearing mauve coats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.