Badcendod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing hamster.

Badcendod created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badcendod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badcendod, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Badcendod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Badcendod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.