Bellvilrotmattimgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, fussy zebra.

Bellvilrotmattimgeb created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvilrotmattimgeb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bellvilrotmattimgeb, she will turn you into a rock.

Bellvilrotmattimgeb's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bellvilrotmattimgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not run at rivers.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Never wear green shorts.

5. Never sit in holy places.